Stupid Conservative Memes #48 How To Speak Stupid , Part 1

... when Conservatives don't get their way.

Liberal hating Conservatives live in an alternate reality with alternate facts , and they have their own alternate language with an alternate definition. 

Here are twenty terms that have a completely different definition in Conservative land.

1) Obama Care : Socialism. Government take over of health care. Socialized medicine. Worse than slavery , the holocaust , and 9/11. Death panels. Reparations for slavery. The largest tax increase in American history. Total enslavement.

2) Taxes : Evil. Government greed. Taxing the lower class ... capitalism. Taxing the wealthy ... socialism.

3) Liberal/Progressive : Communist/Marxist/socialist/Nazi. Traitor. Un-American.

4) Terrorist : Muslim ( not all Muslims are terrorist , but all terrorists are Muslims ). All Muslims are culpable.

5) White terrorist/shooter : Mentally ill lone wolf. Don't blame the white guy. 

6) Corrupt cops who shoot unarmed civilians : Victims smeared by the liberal media. Heroes. 

7) unarmed black individuals shot by cops : Thugs. 

8) Barack Obama : Communist/Marxist/socialist./Nazi ( because the N word is no longer appropriate ). 

9) The social safety nets , i.e. , welfare , food stamps : Socialism.

10) Acknowledging racial bias : Race-baiting. Racism.