Was Obama's Mama A Space Alien?

    Yes , according to a new , undisclosed source.
 

    Not long after Barack Obama's first election into the White House , the Birther movement was officially born. Claims that he was a foreigner , born in Kenya , and therefore not eligible for the presidency. They immediately demanded to see his birth certificate as proof of his citizenship , and when it was eventually produced , they claimed it to be genuine , even though it was quickly proven to be a fake , a cheap photo shopped forgery. The most compelling case of forgery came from Alex Jones , on his radio program , Infowars.

    Whether you believe the Birther claim or not , the question is now irrelevant. Now , according to Mr. Jones , there is compelling new evidence concerning the true origins of Barack Obama , evidence that just might put the Birther movement to shame.

    On his radio program last week , Mr. Jones made a startling claim :

    "Ladies and gentlemen and fellow patriotic gun loving Americans , I have more compelling evidence that suggests that Barack Obama is not who he seems to be , that he's more than just a foreigner. I have hard evidence that he may very well be an alien from another world! Yes , you heard that right , ladies and gentlemen and fellow patriotic gun loving Americans. Three days ago , I came into contact with an individual in the pentagon , who wishes to remain anonymous. This individual informed me that he knows someone who knows someone who knows someone who knows someone who knows someone who had a close encounter of the third kind with a dark skinned alien , in the Mojave desert , fifty - four years ago. This alien - who referred to herself as Obongo - had glowing evil eyes that were hypnotic , to say the least. , according to this someone who knows someone who knows someone who knows someone - did I get that right? - who had this eerie encounter. Also , according to this someone who knows someone who knows someone - oh crap! this is confusing - she claimed to be pregnant with Barack Obama. Yes ladies and gentlemen , and fellow patriotic gun loving Americans , you heard that right. She was pregnant with the most evil tyrant in the history of the world , the man who the Illuminati - those evil Rothschild's , the Bilderbergs , the trilateral commission , and the world bankers , maybe even the Muslim Brotherhood , and all those other secret commie groups who may have been involved - undoubtedly recruited to be the savior of the world , the communist world , that is. Because that's what it will soon be , overrun with commies and pinkos , who will round up all of us patriotic gun loving Americans , and throw us in Fema death camps.

    "I don't know about you , ladies and gentlemen , and fellow patriotic gun loving Americans , but I think this is big news , perhaps the biggest news in these modern time. Please join me next week , right here on Infowars and hear the complete interview straight from the horse's mouth. I promise you won't be disappointed. Will the lame stream media pick up this story and run with it? probably not , as we all know that the media is controlled by the leftist liberals and communists , not to mention the LGBT community , otherwise known as the Gay Gestapo of America , and those evil atheist scum.

    "After the interview , I will gather the facts and begin working on a sequel to the Obama Deception. I already have a tentative title for the video. The Obama Deception Part Two : The Mask Comes Off Again : Barack Hussein Obama , Evil Overlord Invader From The Planet Zygon. I look forward to producing this informational video and getting it out to you ladies and gentlemen , and fellow patriotic gun loving Americans."

    And we have no doubt you will , Alex.