Michelle Obama released her cook book , American Grown in the summer of 2012. Since it's release she has campaigned tirelessly to get Americans , and especially children , to exercise with her Let's Move America program , and to eat healthier with her school lunch program. But true American patriots are not buying it. And neither are students and their parents. They are fed up with the First Lady and are letting her know it.
While most people probably couldn't care less , some Americans - notably , Conservatives - see this attempt by the Fist Lady as something much more sinister than a concern for the health of Americas youth. As most well-informed Republican Conservatives know , the Obama's are pure evil and are bent on destroying America and everything it stands for. So it is no surprise that the First Lady would implement such a program. To them it is just another attempt by the Obama's to further limit our freedoms and ultimately destroy America.
I recently talked with Sarah Palin , who voiced her concerns about this program.
"Michelle Obama thinks she has everyone fooled with her Healthy , Hunger Free Kids Act ," she said. "But if you watch Fox News , and other Conservative media that are not afraid to report the truth , then you know for a fact that she's not fooling everybody. The only ones who are being fooled are the communist liberals who believe the lies of the communist liberal media. We know the truth about this deceitful , evil program , and we have the facts. Most Americans believe it is nothing more than a harmless program to provide healthier school lunches. But the truth is that this program is designed to allow communist liberal , Marxist , Nazi , gay Muslims to further infiltrate and seize control of our public and private schools by telling our children what they can and cannot eat.
"First they're removing God from our public and private schools , and replacing Christianity with their Godless Muslim religion , and now this. This is exactly how communist liberal , Nazi , Marxist , gay Muslims behave. And the Obama's have been behaving this way since Barack's first election. And Americans are getting fed up with it. But thank God these communist-liberal-Marxist-Nazi-gay Muslim dictators won't be in power much longer. I just hope they won't take our precious guns away and throw us all in Fema camps before that happens."
Victoria Jackson , Conservative blogger and writer , has expressed her own concerns about this seemingly innocent program. And while her concerns may seem reasonable to some , they are certainly bizarre.
"There is nothing innocent about it ," she said. "I believe it's more than just an attempt to get our kids to eat healthier. When I first heard about this program , I suspected there was something more to it than meets the eye. I began to question the purpose behind the program. Could it really be a harmless attempt to get kids interested in exercising and eating right? Or is it something to be suspicious about? They are communists after all , and communists are evil , and everything they do is evil. They're evil when they pick their noses and when they fart , because they don't pick their noses and fart like you and I do.
"And that's when it hit me. It wasn't something harmless. It was something so unbelievable , and so sinister , that most of us would never believe it. I believe it is a subtle attempt to gain total control of our schools and kids for a much more sinister purpose. And I believe that purpose is to get as many students as possible , so sick and tired of all the healthy crap they will be force-fed with this program , that they will gorge themselves on as much junk food as they can. And when enough of them are plump and fat enough they will be invited to a special dinner at the White House , and then they will find out what Michelle Obama's school lunch program is really all about. But by then , it will be too late for them. There will be no hope.
"Remember that Twilight Zone episode , To Serve Man , where the tall aliens who all looked like Lurch from the Addams Family , came to earth to eat everybody? Well , I wrote a book called , To Serve Obama : How Barack Obama The Kenyan-Voodoo-Muslim-Cannibal Witch Doctor Plans To Eat Our Kids With Michelle Obama's School Lunch Program. It's a wake up call to warn Americans of Michelle Obama's book , American Grown , which is nothing more than a cook book.
"Please read it , and take action. We must impeach the communist-liberal-Nazi-Marxist-gay-cannibal Muslim before he eats all of our kids!"
