One Hundred Signs You May Be A Conspiracy Theory , Tin Foil Hat Wearing Wing Nut Wacko .. Part 2

Alex Jones , the internet's favorite source for wing nuts.

Wing nuts left and right will believe almost anything , no matter how wacky or nutty it is. If it's on the internet , it must be true. The following are ten more signs you may be a conspiracy theory , tin foil hat wearing wing nut if ...

1. You believe white people are the real victims of racism.

2. You believe Barack Obama is the Anti-Christ.

3. You believe Muslim terrorists are living in the White House.

4. You believe feminists are Nazis.

5. You believe Barack Obama faked his birth certificate.

6. You believe Obama's momma was a space alien.

7. You believe the world is controlled by alien lizards from another dimension , because David Icke says so.

8. You believe it really is Obama's fault that Track Palin beat up his girlfriend.

9. You believe Hitler and his storm troopers are cross dressing , flowering wearing pansies.

10. You believe Barack Obama helped Bill Ayers and the Weather Underground plant explosives when he was eight years old.

If you believe any of the above , then you definitely are a conspiracy theory , tin foil hat wearing wing nut wacko , and should be institutionalized.