AP- Today a spokesperson for a coalition of American veterans of the Iraq and Afghanistan wars , made the announcement that they know the real reason why veterans are committing suicide.
Recently , Nugent made the claim that president Obama was responsible for the suicides of American veterans. That claim raised the ire of veterans all over America , prompting the group , American Veterans Against Ted Poopy Pants Nugent to condemn the Motor City Madman's mouth diarrhea.
In an interview with MSNBC , the group's spokesman , Moe Flem said , "Ted represents the ultimate bad boy , the ultimate patriotic American who speaks his mind and takes no prisoners. But in reality it's all just a facade. He's nothing more than a wolf in sheep's clothing. In other words , a coward playing the role of a fake patriot. He's a bully , talks tough , has a foul mouth , but he's just a pussy , a pansy , and a chicken hawk. He surrounds himself with guns , shoots defenseless animals , threatens to shoot immigrants , Muslims , the president , liberals , and has accused those who hate him of hating America.
"Ted thinks he knows American veterans ," Flem continued. "That's the funniest thing I've ever heard. Someone who's never served a day of his life in uniform , thinks he knows how they feel. Thinks he knows why they commit suicide. Because they know their commander-in-chief is the enemy. No veteran would tell him that and he knows it. The real reason they commit suicide is because Ted is full of crap , literally full of crap. Ted is the real enemy. They commit suicide because they know he's nothing more than a loud mouth , gun-toting , UN-American , draft-dodging , pants pooping , treasonous coward."
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