Ridiculous Things Liberals Believe Are Real ( Or Why Liberals Are Loons ) Part 1

Conservative sleuth , John Hawkins ( AKA
Sherlock Holmes ). No one can sniff
out those evil liberals like he can.

From January , 2017

Liberals. Can't live with them , can't live without them. If we could , we wouldn't be able to make fun of them. And God knows I love to make fun of them , because they're so loony , but haven't haven't got a clue just how loony they are. So , to prove how loony they are , I've put together another one of my brilliant lists. Here are the first ten.

1) Liberals think they know everything. No one hates a know-it-all liberal more than I do. They pride themselves on knowledge , but when it comes to real knowledge , they really don't know anything. All they really are is know-nothings who believe they are better than everyone else , because they are too dumb to know anything , and don't know just how dumb they really are. Conservatives are actually more intelligent , and know more than your average liberal. It's a known fact. Studies have proved it.

2) Liberals believe Bert and Ernie are not only real , but a gay couple. Yes , they are that stupid. 

3) Liberals believe the moon is made of green cheese. Everyone knows the moon is a natural satellite of the earth. Everyone , that is , except liberals. They actually believe it is made up of several different varieties , such as Munster , Cheddar , and Limburger. 

4) Liberals believe in global warming. They believe the earth is getting warmer , despite the mountains of evidence to the contrary. The earth is actually getting colder. Don't believe me? Then why does it snow?

5) Liberals believe evolution is real. Like global warming , there is no evidence to support this ridiculous theory. All existing species today , were created by God six thousand years ago. It says so in the Bible. What's more believable? A scientific theory that can't be proven , or the existence of God , who can be proven?

6) Liberals believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster. One of the more absurd beliefs among atheistic liberals is that of a tentacled deity made entirely of pasta. Adherents to this belief refer to themselves as Pastafarians. 

7) Liberals believe in the Easter Bunny , and the Tooth Fairy , but not Santa Claus. These two fairy tales are fine for children , but grown adults who believe in such nonsense , it's just as ridiculous as the Pastafarians. 

8) Liberals believe in the Cookie Monster. Another Sesame seed Street character liberals believe is just as real as Bert and Ernie.

9) Liberals believe rocks make great pets. They not only believe they make great pets , they believe they are real pets. 

10) Liberals believe atheism is not a religion. Which proves how dumb they really are.

And there you have it. The first ten reasons liberals are crazy loons because they believe in the most ridiculous nonsense.