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Larry Sinclair ain't got nothing on Old Saint Nick. |
Conservatives have known for some time now that Barack Obama is gay , despite the fact that he is married to Michelle Obama. Some believe it's a cover to hide the obvious fact that he's gay. Others believe that Michelle Obama is really a man , or a transgender , thus proving that her - or his , whether you believe she's a man or a woman - husband is really gay. I tend to believe the latter. To me , and many Americans , it's common knowledge and irrefutable. Just as it's common knowledge that he is also a Muslim , and a communist. The evidence that he is gay is overwhelming , as you will see in the following story.
The loony liberals can deny it all they want , but we know the truth about this evilest of men , who - according to great American patriot , Ted Nugent - weaseled his way into the White House.
Since his first term , he has shamelessly given his support to the militant Nazi LGBT community , which is nothing more than a front for the communist party of America. And more recently , has defended the supreme court ruling in favor of same sex marriage , which in my opinion , and the opinion of the majority of Americans , is an Obamanation. Patriotic Americans across this great nation are getting fed up with the actions of this out of control tyrant , who has hijacked the freedoms of all true Americans who oppose his dictatorial executive orders.
Recently , I reported a story about Obama's plot to assassinate Santa Claus. Apparently that attempt has been averted. He wouldn't dare assassinate Kris Kringle , now that it's obvious what the motive behind the plot was all about : to cover up his affair with the Big Man In Red.
Not long ago , I received an email from an anonymous source in the White House. The author of the email was willing to offer an account of the alleged affair. The email reads as follows :
To Wing Nuts Guide To Barack Obama :
It has come to my attention that the president is having an affair with Kris Kringle. I received this information from another source in the White House , which I cannot reveal , for fear they may be assassinated , just as the president planned to assassinate Kris Kringle. I'm sending this email in hopes you can help me get the word out , and prove to the world just how evil this man really is - Barack Obama , not Kris Kringle. Since the press is controlled by communists , who are covering up his criminal actions , it is up to us to educate the masses about this evil tyrant , who truly is worse than Hitler , And if we don't do something now , the communist liberals , and the atheists who have been waging a relentless war on Christmas for years , will succeed in destroying not only Christmas , but everything else. We must not let this happen.
According to my source , last year when Santa visited the White House on Christmas Eve , to pass out toys and goodies to the president and his family , they noticed something strange. As the president shook his hand , he planted a kiss on one of his cheeks. They knew right then and there that something was going on between the two. Later that night after the Obama's went to bed , my source hid in a closet in the room.
About three hours passed before Obama was seen entering the room. He headed straight for the cookies and eggnog that Sasha and Malia had left for Santa. He gobbled everything up as if he were starving to death , and eggnog dribbled down his chin and onto the floor. It was really disgusting to watch. Cookie crumbs and eggnog were all over his chin. Then he threw back his head and laughed maniacally , like the evil tyrant we all know he is , just like he does when he thinks he's got all of us fooled.
Who does he think he is , drinking Santa's cookies and drinking his eggnog?! Santa's going to be pissed when he finds out what Obama has done. It would serve him right if Santa left him a lump of coal in his stocking!
But imagine my surprise when I heard what happened next. When Santa arrived he didn't leave the president a lump of coal like he should have. Instead he gave him a **** ***! I was not surprised by this behavior. But I was certainly shocked that they would do it right there in the open , when anyone could walk in at any moment , especially Sasha and Malia. What kind of impression would that leave if either of them walked in and found their father getting ***** by old Saint Nick? I shudder to think of it. And how would Michelle have reacted if she walked in? Would it have upset her? Probably not , considering she's most likely a man herself. Would she have joined them? I find the latter even more disturbing.
Many Conservatives , such as myself , have always suspected him of being gay - look at Mrs. Obama , she looks more like a man than a woman , it's undeniable - and this eyewitness account proves without a doubt he really is gay!
Thank God , no one walked in , especially the girls , but something more shocking happened next. The Obama dogs , Bo and Sunny , came prancing into the room , and wanted to join them for a foursome! Can you imagine that?! How disgusting! Of course , they didn't let the dogs join in. That would have been really disgusting. I have always known that he is a gay , communist Muslim , but if he had turned out to be a lover of bestiality , that would have been the last straw.