Tomi Lahren : Black Lives Matter Hates Little Piggies And It's MLK Jr.'s Fault

Angry white chick , Tomi , chewing out MLK on her show Final
Thoughts.

From October , 2016

Dallas - Earlier this week The Blaze's Tomi Lahren claimed that Black Lives Matter is the fault of Martin Luther King Jr. , and that he needs to accept responsibility for their violence against pigs.

Ms. Lahren , who often goes on tirades just to hear the sound of her own voice , invited Dr. King to debate her on the show Final Thoughts , which airs week days on the Blaze Network. But unfortunately Dr. King had to decline due to the fact that he has been deceased for forty-eight years. However , that did not stop the feisty Ms. Lahren from ripping into Dr. King when he failed to make an appearance. 

"I invited Dr. King to my show , Final Thoughts , to debate me on Black Lives Matter , but apparently he's too dead to respond! Well , guess what? I... don't... care! Being dead is no excuse for laziness. 

"What' the matter Dr. King? Cat got your tongue? Or should I say , worms?

"Black Lives Matter is your fault!

"Yeah , that's right! You heard me. Black Lives Matter is all your fault! If it hadn't been for your constant whining about black people being such victims , Black Lives Matter would not be calling for the murders of poor , innocent little pigs wearing blankets.

"Cruelty to animals is not only disgusting , it's against the law. Tell me , Marty , what does Black Lives Matter have against pigs anyway? I thought they hated cops. But lately they've been ranting about roasting little piggy's in blankets and eating them like bacon.

"So , tell me , Marty. What do they have against pigs? Because they wear blankets? What about the ones that wear tutus? Does that mean they automatically get a death sentence , too? Or , what about all the little girls who dress up their little piggy's and have tea parties with them? Are they also going to get fried or roasted in blankets and get eaten like bacon , too?

"I'll be waiting to hear from you , Marty. 

"For Final Thoughts , I'm Tomi Lahren. God bless America , and all the little piggy's out there."

Ridiculous Things Liberals Believe Are Real ( Or Why Liberals Are Loons ) Part 1

Conservative sleuth , John Hawkins ( AKA
Sherlock Holmes ). No one can sniff
out those evil liberals like he can.

From January , 2017

Liberals. Can't live with them , can't live without them. If we could , we wouldn't be able to make fun of them. And God knows I love to make fun of them , because they're so loony , but haven't haven't got a clue just how loony they are. So , to prove how loony they are , I've put together another one of my brilliant lists. Here are the first ten.

1) Liberals think they know everything. No one hates a know-it-all liberal more than I do. They pride themselves on knowledge , but when it comes to real knowledge , they really don't know anything. All they really are is know-nothings who believe they are better than everyone else , because they are too dumb to know anything , and don't know just how dumb they really are. Conservatives are actually more intelligent , and know more than your average liberal. It's a known fact. Studies have proved it.

2) Liberals believe Bert and Ernie are not only real , but a gay couple. Yes , they are that stupid. 

3) Liberals believe the moon is made of green cheese. Everyone knows the moon is a natural satellite of the earth. Everyone , that is , except liberals. They actually believe it is made up of several different varieties , such as Munster , Cheddar , and Limburger. 

4) Liberals believe in global warming. They believe the earth is getting warmer , despite the mountains of evidence to the contrary. The earth is actually getting colder. Don't believe me? Then why does it snow?

5) Liberals believe evolution is real. Like global warming , there is no evidence to support this ridiculous theory. All existing species today , were created by God six thousand years ago. It says so in the Bible. What's more believable? A scientific theory that can't be proven , or the existence of God , who can be proven?

6) Liberals believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster. One of the more absurd beliefs among atheistic liberals is that of a tentacled deity made entirely of pasta. Adherents to this belief refer to themselves as Pastafarians. 

7) Liberals believe in the Easter Bunny , and the Tooth Fairy , but not Santa Claus. These two fairy tales are fine for children , but grown adults who believe in such nonsense , it's just as ridiculous as the Pastafarians. 

8) Liberals believe in the Cookie Monster. Another Sesame seed Street character liberals believe is just as real as Bert and Ernie.

9) Liberals believe rocks make great pets. They not only believe they make great pets , they believe they are real pets. 

10) Liberals believe atheism is not a religion. Which proves how dumb they really are.

And there you have it. The first ten reasons liberals are crazy loons because they believe in the most ridiculous nonsense. 

American Veterans Declare Ted Nugent Their Enemy

From September 2016 

AP- Today a spokesperson for a coalition of American veterans of the Iraq and Afghanistan wars , made the announcement that they know the real reason why veterans are committing suicide. 

Recently , Nugent made the claim that president Obama was responsible for the suicides of American veterans. That claim raised the ire of veterans all over America , prompting the group , American Veterans Against Ted Poopy Pants Nugent to condemn the Motor City Madman's mouth diarrhea. 

In an interview with MSNBC , the group's spokesman , Moe Flem said , "Ted represents the ultimate bad boy , the ultimate patriotic American who speaks his mind and takes no prisoners. But in reality it's all just a facade. He's nothing more than a wolf in sheep's clothing. In other words , a coward playing the role of a fake patriot. He's a bully , talks tough , has a foul mouth , but he's just a pussy , a pansy , and a chicken hawk. He surrounds himself with guns , shoots defenseless animals , threatens to shoot immigrants , Muslims , the president , liberals , and has accused those who hate him of hating America.

"Ted thinks he knows American veterans ," Flem continued. "That's the funniest thing I've ever heard. Someone who's never served a day of his life in uniform , thinks he knows how they feel. Thinks he knows why they commit suicide. Because they know their commander-in-chief is the enemy. No veteran would tell him that and he knows it. The real reason they commit suicide is because Ted is full of crap , literally full of crap. Ted is the real enemy. They commit suicide because they know he's nothing more than a loud mouth , gun-toting , UN-American , draft-dodging , pants pooping , treasonous coward."

Republicans Finally Admit They Don't Like Obama Because He's Black

Washington DC - Republicans have claimed for years that their extreme dislike of president Obama has everything to do with his policies , and nothing else. But yesterday , some Republicans admitted that wasn't entirely true.

"Of course some of us don't like president Obama because he's black ," former presidential candidate and governor of Arkansas , Mike Huckabee , told the Washington Post. "But it has nothing to do with race or his Muslim name. It has everything to do with how he's destroying America with Obama Care , and allowing gays to marry each other and their horses."

Former presidential candidate and governor of Alaska , Sarah Palin , told MSNBC , "Obama's been complaining for years that people don't like him because he's black. And for years we've been saying that he should go back to Kenya where he was born. He's the racist."

On his radio show on the Blaze Network , Glenn Beck said ,"Barack Obama hasn't faced any bigotry! We have. Obama has kept black people on his plantation for eight years , giving them welfare, food stamps , Obama phones , and all kinds of free goodies. There are no white people on his plantation. He's the real racist."

During an episode of the O'Reilly Factor earlier this week , Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump , on a short break from the campaign trail , told Bill O'Reilly it was time to tell the truth about the Republican party.

"They're all a bunch of racists , " he admitted. "They may as well be wearing white robes and hoods , it's so obvious."

When O'Reilly pointed out Trump's own involvement in the birther conspiracy , and that he had earlier in the year denied knowing who David Duke was , Trump said ,"I never said Obama was born in Kenya , and I still don't know who David Duke is. They're the racists , not me."

Stupid Conservative Memes #47 Liberal Logic 101 Edition

If the shoe fits.

  



Everyone knows liberals are full of hate and intolerance. They're determined to take away our freedom and liberty. Look how intolerant they've been these last eight years , obstructing healthcare reform , calling it socialism , attempting to restrict abortion and voting rights , producing bogus tapes of reputable organizations like Planned Parenthood , and ACORN , destroying peoples lives , and reputations , attempting to defund PP based on lies and deceit , actually succeeding in destroying ACORN ; spreading fear and hatred of a president who was going to take away their second amendment rights ; spreading fear and intolerance of Muslims and gay people , calling down the wrath of God over same-sex marriage ; hiding behind the guise of religious freedom  to justify their bigotry and intolerance , while screaming that they are the real victims of intolerance

Wait ... that's what the Obama and the liberal haters have been doing. But still , liberals are intolerant because they dare criticize Conservatives for being intolerant. How dare they!

Conservative reasoning : when they criticize anyone , it's free speech. When a liberal criticizes a Conservative , look out! It's intolerance , an attack on free speech. The hypocrisy is mind boggling.

Stupid Conservative Memes #48 How To Speak Stupid , Part 1

... when Conservatives don't get their way.

Liberal hating Conservatives live in an alternate reality with alternate facts , and they have their own alternate language with an alternate definition. 

Here are twenty terms that have a completely different definition in Conservative land.

1) Obama Care : Socialism. Government take over of health care. Socialized medicine. Worse than slavery , the holocaust , and 9/11. Death panels. Reparations for slavery. The largest tax increase in American history. Total enslavement.

2) Taxes : Evil. Government greed. Taxing the lower class ... capitalism. Taxing the wealthy ... socialism.

3) Liberal/Progressive : Communist/Marxist/socialist/Nazi. Traitor. Un-American.

4) Terrorist : Muslim ( not all Muslims are terrorist , but all terrorists are Muslims ). All Muslims are culpable.

5) White terrorist/shooter : Mentally ill lone wolf. Don't blame the white guy. 

6) Corrupt cops who shoot unarmed civilians : Victims smeared by the liberal media. Heroes. 

7) unarmed black individuals shot by cops : Thugs. 

8) Barack Obama : Communist/Marxist/socialist./Nazi ( because the N word is no longer appropriate ). 

9) The social safety nets , i.e. , welfare , food stamps : Socialism.

10) Acknowledging racial bias : Race-baiting. Racism.

Stupid Conservative Memes #46 Liberal Logic 101 Edition

Obama haters were convinced that throughout his entire two terms , all he did was vacation and play golf , while ISIS waltzed across the southern borders right under his nose. He wasn't really concerned about terrorism , because he was Barack Hussein Obama , a name that was evidently synonymous with terrorism , was sympathetic with their cause , and was a Muslim himself , born and raised in Kenya , and schooled in a radical Madrasa , all according to the mainstream Conservative media. 

The constant message that he was soft on terrorism , that he harbored terrorist sympathies , contradicted the fact that Obama was far more aggressive in the war on terror than his predecessor , had intervened in seven different countries via drones , that resulted in the death of an American-born terrorist , Anwar al-Aulaqi , but also the deaths of innocents who weren't terrorists. This hardly sounds like a president who is sympathetic to terrorism.